Archive for May, 2007

tak takut mati, the thirty…

Monday, May 28th, 2007

actually dis’s the only part three of the tak takut mati god-noes-how many- logies (derived from the term trilogies. well, im a long winded person. so my bet is dat i wont be stopping at the third chapter.)

the whole of the office is having OH SO YUMMY MCD!!! mmm… oh well, i guess wen ur pay is as good as one who pays cows to munch grass, one will choose to eat grass. whoops, side tracked. sori…

neway, the point is, u gotta earn ur food. thou shall not eat if thou doth no work!

work’s been pretty crazily hectic for no point at all. i mean, u rushd to finish up all the railings, u crack ur head to tink abt the railing details, and wut happens is- the railing details change every day!!! and i mean it!!! ha… so…

by doing redundant work u waste a lot of time. by wasting time u get less production. less production means less profits. less profits means less mcDonalds and less mcdonalds eventually leads to … better body curves?

sori. got sidetracked again. the effects of dating sumone who scores in timeline series. so beware wen choosing who u wanna date.

imagne if u date sumone who erm… sells chicken eggs for a living.

‘darling, i saw dis most beautiful egg today’

‘ooo… yummy, dat can be turned into a gorgeous omellete’

and the guy goes touchy. WUT DO U MEAN OMELLETE? it’s so BEAUTIFUL dat ul wanna kip it by ur bed so dat the laz and first ting dat ul see is the most beyootifullll egg!!!

and after a month wen it gets so irritating, the gal breaks the ‘looks beautiful outside, but u dun wanna noethe insides’ egg on his bed.

and that’s the end of the hapi egg couple.

nah. crap. the bell rang. it has the most ridiculuos tune to it. mayb architects are all cuckoo after all. gotta get bek to work…

hav fun people…

the lesser tak takut mati, part 2 and a half

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

orange dis time. cz not so berani. u see, it’s 50min wayyyy past office hours, and im stil here. y? u ask. it’s not becz of the loyalty due to the rm500 for crazy hours without over-time…

u see, im being held captive here. the laz word bfor a certain human being went out for meeting 2+ hours ago was…

"TAK BOLEH BALIK LILIN! U WAIT TILL I BALIK!"

and ther she went. tak balik balik lagi. (hmmm… either it’s a superheated meeting, or… il leave it to ur imagination la huh?)

neway, here m i, stuck here, doing nothing. heyz, i earned dis moment! been working for the past ten hours virtually non-stop! even wen im savouring my precious ‘cheong fun’ wit plenty of fishballs, i stil gotta work! arghhh… the frustration of a cheap labourer.

so now, wut can one do wen one hav to wait RELUCTANTLY in vain for sumone who dont really respect other people? one BLOGS! and blogs in orange font! mind u…

yay.. she’s bek! bye!

tak takut mati, part II

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

ahhh… the color of bravery again. dis time, blogging from office!

semangat ketidaktakutan mati. very good.

so… work’s kinda monotonous. hardly fun, unless ur idea of fun is sitting in front of the super outdated autoCAD, drawing (seriously similar… come on, hos different can toilets be?) stuf again and again and again, only to discover come smart alec revised the design (AGAIN) and u gotta start all over again. so… go figure…

people here’s kinda nice though. and wut’s the story of racism? heck, i work in an officeful of non-chinese, and im hapi. so racism ke tak? it’s in the mind… (oni ting is, u cant eat so much piggy freely la…and the babi was saved from lilin. haha)

nothing much. bro went bek. good thing abt bro coming bek is dat ther’s someone to do the dishes =p

lion (my nonsensical dog) aka big brown bear is hopeless at catching cockroaches. u see, one day, wen i was doing the dishes, one big GIANT COCKROACH appeared out of no wer… so… i went…

AHHHHHH…. LIONNNNNN!!!!! COCKROACH!!!!

and the dumb dog didn even notice the cockroach… mayb to him i soundd like…

lion sweety, there’s a cute little roachy there… see?

dogs… ><

neway, our brown bear jz stared at the dumb roach, and when it moves, he’l whack the poor cockroach with his paw. thats all. lousy bear…

ok la… so long with the brown bear and cockroach story… gonna get bek to work. hav fun guys =)

buddy buddy’s coming to kl dis week… so got lotsa gaigai-s to catch up! yay!!!