the waiting game (wit a twist)

t’was 7.00pm, jz woke up from a nap, trying to watch lost season 2

‘ring ring…’

ooo, buddy piggy called. he said sumting like he’s coming to my place, in the lift, er… sumting like dat. i said, ‘okay, c ya later’ tinking, goodie, dinner finally arrived.

he said, ‘HUH?!’

poor guy, he was stuck in the elevator. (see, never say anything important to a person who jz woke up frm a nap =p)

so i RAN ALL THE WAY DOWN from the 11th floor, ran like the wind all the way to the guard house (semua orang melihat seorang perempuan yang agak cantik berlari-lari =p hehe. kidding) after an eternity of running, i finally reached the pak guard’s house…

‘encik, ada orang terperangkap dalam lift la’

’saya seorang saja yang jaga kat sini. macam mana nak pergi? itulah, baru baiki saja hario tu rosak lagi. tgk macam mana?’ o yea, got music effect summore. bollywood songs. those people running up and down the mountains around the trees kind of songs.

den he SLOWLY CRAWLED to the phone board, LOOKED SERIOUSLY RELUCTANTLY at the numbers, called twice on the number GROUCHINGLY (mayb because he was so into running around the trees wit a sexy babe, and i suddenly popped into the pic, a seriously un-sexy but still a babe =p), and dis time GRUMBLING non-stop as if i cut down the tree which he was running around wit his sexy babe.

so i stood there, stared at this human UNBELIEVINGLY as he pretended to take sum action.

after 5 min, i gav up. i ran to the lift, saw a hotline number and called it.

doot doot…

‘hello… sumting sumting sumting (i didn rilly pay attention)

‘hi, im calling from u-heights, bla bla bla’

‘okay, vl send sumone over as soon as possible’

o yea, u noe the malaysian context of as soon as possible? mostly, it sound more like ‘after i finish my steaming hot teh tarik k?’. the thing is, the teh tarik’s so piping hot! how to drink fast fast? later sakit mulut ma… ><

yea. so i waited and waited in agony, cz the poor guy’s been stuck there for like half an hour now. and the oni thing i can say to him is, ‘wait r dear. they’re coming soon’.

the thing is, i tot dat in cases like dis, they will actually come ASAP! but, malaysian ma. everything aso can ma. can wait la…

after 45 minutes, we decided to call the bomba, which responded surprisingly fast. so i had new hopes, that mayb the bomba will arrive before the lift guys.

this is when i saw my english coursemate. she went like…

‘o u noe? few weeks ago PRETTYGAL was vomiting so badly and she fainted in the elevator. we called the ambulance and it came HALF A HOUR LATER!’

ooo… my hopes came crashing down again. all the way from the top floor of my apartment.

the worse thing was, i rilly didn noe wut elase to do, other than to ask buddy piggy to wait, and i too waited for the super-guys to come and rescue him. there was nothing else to do, other than to wait. worse thing is, crying wont help, as much as i wanted to, cz … well, nothing comes from crying…

so after one plus hour, the guys finally came. went up to the lift room, found out that the brakes ter-fell on the cables (dats wut stopped the lift) and jz with a darningly simple push, VOILA, the lift was working again.

was so relieved to finally see the dumbo piggy again. there were tears this time, but these r tears of relieve. so glad the whole movie-like thing is finally over.

mayb i over reacted, but this was my first time ma… so like dis lo…

well, come monday, there’l be a TYPICAL malaysian who will be complaining like HELL in the management office. (hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. muahaha)

jz wait and see… wait la… wait…

One Response to “the waiting game (wit a twist)”

  1. -jim- Says:

    hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

    (dia perempuan kah?)

    *faster runaway*

    =P
    good la. utp also got that kinda case. pray la dong. and trust the lift. theyre always safety of factors, back ups and guaranteed slow help from others.

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